The Rug Matches The Drapes

Carpet is pubic hair.

The rug matches the drapes.

Having finally been invited over for tea jane realized she may have misjudged emily. The carpet matches the drapes. And as it turns out her carpet does in fact match the drapes kudos. The drapes on the other hand match both the material as well as the design of the rug but not in a literal and forced manner.

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman s hair is dyed. So does the carpet match the drapes. The woman had exquisite taste. I ll bet the drapes don t match the carpet.

So the carpet matches the drapes huh. It s a marvel of contemporary rug advertising that reads. If a person wants to know if someone s pubic hair is the same color or in some cases same style as the hair on their head they might ask do the drapes match the carpet the drapes are hair. The linen material goes perfectly with the rough feeling of the rug giving the whole space a vintage vibe.

Carpet being the pubic hair and drapes being the hair on her head. Interjection the person s pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head used frequently as a question. I heard your new girlfriend is a fire crotch. This is akin to asking is she a true blond someone s obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation.